Let’s face it, I could have doubled as the one of the smokin’ hot actors of all time: American-Italian actor, Robert De Niro. Just look at my locks, my eyes, my chiselled cheekbones. I also tried to sweep the ladies off their feet, but that didn’t work quite like I wanted it to. Anyway, I was voted one of the most wittiest characters at the now-non-existent Columbus High. Let’s see if I can give De Niro a run for his money in our latest project, the Totally Useless Information Podcast. Tune in. You won’t be sorry.